Chapter
2
Smart Spending will give you your
investing money
Some of us have lots of money just sitting in our bank accounts, so much money
that we don't know what to do with it. You fortunate souls can skip this
chapter.
The rest of us may feel like it's been impossible to save because we are barely
making ends meet. We're living paycheck to paycheck, juggling payments on our
credit cards and loans all because we couldn't wait to have things.
Maybe we've had no choice. Raising children is so expensive, with the high cost
of clothes, child care, after-school activities, and maybe braces. The price of
gasoline makes us crazy every time we have to fill 'er up, and our utility
bills are high enough to start a revolution. And taxes? We all agree they're
way too high!
So how can we find an extra $2,000-$3,000 a year to invest? Well, we only need
to save $5.48 each day. In this chapter you will not only learn how to
automatically save $5.48, but much, much more. But this isn’t the way:
My ex-wife, bless her heart, came home with a pretty new dress. She assured me
that it was too good of a bargain to pass up, "It was free”! It was
obviously an expensive dress, so I asked her to tell me why it didn't cost her
anything. "Well", she explained, "it was on sale for half-off
the regular $200 price. So I bought it with the $100 I saved. And since the
sales tax was less, I really came out ahead."
I guess it takes a person with a special kind of logic to see the world this
way. (But then maybe she was hoping it would make sense to dumb ol' me)
My earliest experience with frugality was watching my mother saving aluminum
foil and using it a second time for roasting or baking. She also saved the
rubber bands from the newspaper that was delivered every afternoon. She would
carefully compare the supermarket ads for bargains, and of course, clip the
coupons.
My mother canned fruits and vegetables that we grew, darned our socks, made our
Halloween costumes, and re-used Christmas wrap and ribbons. She hung the
laundry out to dry instead of insisting on an electric dryer. We exchanged some
clothing with cousins and baby furniture too. Our hair was always cut at home.
Of course every aluminum can and soda pop bottle was saved like it was made out
of gold. My mother always seemed to know which kind of things went on sale in
which months. But nobody would say she was cheap or a spendthrift or a
tightwad. This was all a pretty normal way of saving money.
Then there was an uncle, who bragged how he had a way of reusing vacuum cleaner
bags. He would even put his electric bill and payment in the same envelope with
his neighbor's, to save a few cents on postage. He must have had a mile of
string stuffed in a drawer, along with dozens of 1 inch pencil remains. He
re-used his calendars, since every 7 years (except leap years) January begins
on the same day of the week. He drove a 25 year old car.
He only wore one color of socks, black, so when the wicked washer/dryer duo
would eat one, he was never left with a sock without a mate. His shower curtain
had been repaired so many times with duct tape that you had to laugh at it.
My uncle never went out to a movie because it was a "waste of money".
After all, in a few years all the "good ones" would be shown on TV
anyway, and there was The Lawrence Welk Show every week for real entertainment.
I never did figure out why he was saving all those egg cartons. He was quite
proud of being a tightwad, quoting "a penny saved is a penny
earned."
I promised to show you how to easily save at least $5.48 a day
($2,000 a year). I also promise on the following pages not to suggest any of
the dozens of silly things people do to save pennies, they just aren't worth
the effort.
We already
know all about coupons and generic foods and buying in bulk and eating
leftovers and carpooling and that it's cheaper to rent videos than go to the
movies. So I'm not going suggest the obvious.